There is that one about the cigarette machine that bit me...
And who could ever forget that Friday?
(No one will ever be as cool as 3254 Truck Crew 
)
And of course rainbows and butterflies, sunshine and unicorns...
I could never, ever forget Amy, that hot white girl from Rainshadow.
And Tracee, aka jail bait, who I had to actually explain the term "jail bait" to... Hmm. Proof that she's way too young.
"I'm a lesbian, babe. I know things." -- Kayla
"True love stories don't have happy endings because true love never ends."
"When you're in love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams." - Dr. Seuss
"No, it's not that stomach turning, heart-stopping, take your breath away kind of love. It can't be, because it is so much more."
"We fight over things that don't matter and say things we will only want to take back, but you will always be the one I want to be in love with at the end of every day."
"I may technically only need food, shelter and water to live but I need you to be happy."
"Hopeless romantics are only hopeless in the eyes of those who don't believe in true romance."
"I love the feeling I get when I'm with you. The kind of feeling that no matter how hard I try, I'lll never be able to fully describe it. The kind of feeling, that can only be described, as indescribable."
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet."